ALL ABOUT SAM!

in honor of the birthday boy, i will now share a few of the following things i remember about sam.


+ when susan brought sam home for the first time, i was there... arms open and ready to make him mine. she put him in my arms and he smiled. i knew then that he was mine and sue could have visitation rights every now and then!

+ as sam grew up, like 2 years old, he started to notice a small little thing hanging from his nether regions... no it's not what you are thinking... it was actually his OUTY belly button. the best part about it was he would stand over the toilet and hang on to it, as if he were trying to go the bathroom. freak dude you are awesome!

+ sam is really good for a snuggle. i know this because of the many hours we did this watching movies

+ one time i was babysitting the kids, sam must have been no more than 3 years old, i was calling everyone to dinner and we couldn't find sam anywhere. i started to panic. where could he have gone? i had checked in all of the usual places... but no sign. then i decided to check his room one last time. there he was, fast asleep in his bed. jammies and all. he used to do that, if he got tired he would put himself to bed... loved you for that man!

+ sam IS spongebob! have you ever heard his impersonation of his laugh... SPOT ON!


+ about 2 or 3 years ago, sam had to get this spacer thing put in his mouth to correct the size of his mouth or something. anyway, it turns out they cranked it too much and sam ended up with one of the biggest mouths on the planet. ROCK AWESOME and freaky all at the same time.

+ sam is one of the kindest dudes i have met. you know the expression "heart of gold" well they based it off of him... true story.

+sam brings light to this world in the most unique way... I LOVE IT!


i love you sam. i hope you have a great b-day. you rock my world!